Here Are Some Things I Have Learned Lately

1) Do patronize your local after poetry readings:

2) Don’t skip breakfast:

3) Do notice how pleasing your space alien kitchen trashcan full of coffee grounds and mango husks looks in the morning light sometimes:

4) Don’t be afraid of eating lunch at Friendly’s with your family, even if the mayonnaise and deep-frying and extra cheese and all make your diet kind of a bitch:

5) Do kick back and enjoy a nice tall cold one, pal, you’re taking this shit far too seriously, yo:

6) Don’t drop windows on your head late at night:

7) Do smile:

8) Don’t oversleep: